He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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