You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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