i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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