you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
