Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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