did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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