i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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