Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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