I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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