You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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