I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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