He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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