Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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