There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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