she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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