I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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