But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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