I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
