i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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