went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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