hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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