RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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