I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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