But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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