She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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