i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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