But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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