so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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