I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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