Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
be right there i have to get my cape
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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