Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
high people should be assigned attendants
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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