I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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