Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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