so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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