And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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