You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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