my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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