No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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