yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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