Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
that may or may not have been my penis.
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