is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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