let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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