She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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