i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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