It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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