we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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