I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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