lets start a swedish sibling band together
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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