Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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