Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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