I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I smell like Dick and happiness
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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