rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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