Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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