Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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