I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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