What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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