The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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