He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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