That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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